Posted in Misc by Brian on July 2nd, 2009
We really live in an amazing time. In the time when Dragnet was considered “Must Hear Radio”, the act of putting together a radio station required a massive amount of resources. Even then, it took an immense team of people to produce thirty minute segment that would put you to sleep, or at least send you skittering to the toilet. These days, if you want to start your own radio station, you download some software, upload some files, then voila! you’re on the air. Well, the internet air. In a few years, it won’t make much difference. Traditional over the air broadcasting is on its way out. In twenty years, everything will be digital
That’s where UBroadcast comes into play. They are trying to position themselves as the “YouTube” of radio. In a nutshell, all you do is download a software package which allows you to customize your playlist, then you upload it to their servers. They take care of the rest with no fees involved. I’m guessing that they insert their own ads into your content which I think is well worth the bargin.
In any case, I’ll be writing more on this subject as I investigate the reality of producing a 24/7 Jezner station. If you can’t wait to find out what happens, I suggest you mosey on over to their site and give it a whirl yourself, then tell us about it. The link is below. Good luck and see you on the air, hotshot
NOTE: Be advised that their homepage makes a major faux pas by playing music right away.
UBroadcast (new window)
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This old time radio episode is an awesome. It has been retold over and over in a multitude of different incarnations. This version focuses on the famed game hunter, Sanger Rainsford. On a pleasure cruise down to South America, Sanger falls overhead in the Caribbean to wash up on a strange island. There he meets a Russia general who enjoys to hunt the most dangerous animal on the planet. Other people. Sanger is selected to as the prey whereby the hunter becomes the hunted in this awesome episode. A little side note, the actor who played Sanger Rainsford actually makes an appearance in the 1950’s classic “War of the Worlds” as an announcer wearing horned rimmed glasses.
Enjoy!
Escape - The Most Dangerous Game - October 1, 1947
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Posted in Misc by Brian on June 30th, 2009
Okay … okay … I read the next question in your mind like a nefarious swami who hunted Lamont Cranston. What the darn heck is SPERVAC. Well, the answer should be obvious to anyone. I’m kidding, of course. I actually nominated the organization name for the acronym most “likely to be heckled by teenagers” award. I mean, just misplace the letter “m” in that title, and you might have a rather interesting group meeting.
The name actually stands for, “The Society to Preserve and Encourage Radio Drama, Variety and Comedy”. That’s a mouthful. Plus, I don’t see any crime thrillers or horror manifestations. I kid of course. It’s all drama and comedy. Someone is either dying at the end or getting married.
Well, SPERVAC held an old time radio convention early this year whereby they reenacted some of the old time radio classics with the original actors. The group looks to meet every few months before doing their big gala. During each of their meetings, old stars from the glory years of radio typically attend, sharing their experiences. All of their meetings are free to the public, so if you’re not looking to join, you can still meet some of the old time legends.
In any case, feel free to visit their site. Just tell them that Jezner sent you. Also, have them tone down the blinking tags on their site
SPERDVAC (Opens in new window)
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It … Is … Cheesier … Than … You … Think. This is Arch Oboler, bringing you another in our series of stories of cheese. And once again, we caution you. These Light’s Out stories are definitely not for the discerning soul. So we tell you calmly and very sincerely, if you are cheesed out easily, turn off your radio now.
Cat Wife. An audience pick back in the day. Starring what must have been a very boozed up Borlis Karloff. A man argues with his no good wife, and he curses her. He tells her that he wishes she were a cat. And guess what happens? She turns into a cat. I kid you not. This is the world of Arch Oboler. King of the B Movies before there were B movies. He is a mix of Roger Corman and Ed Wood. And yes … he is today’s turkey.
Lights Out - Cat Wife - June 17, 136
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A missing lock. A missing taxi driver. A web of lies that only expands with each step that Johnny makes, and all the time, a killer just out of reach.
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You’ll notice that if you look on the left hand sidebar, just underneath the Facebook link, you’ll find another link for the Jezner newsletter. Long time Jezner visitors will remember Ben - the guy responsible for all the Lord of the Ring episodes - is doing a marketing campaign for Jezner for his graduate class. The campaign includes the development of a newsletter which will feature stories and giveaways. I’ll let him do the explaining, but you can’t go wrong signing up for it. In any case, we are using a trusted third party application to store the data. The mailer takes care of all the heavy lifting for us and be assured that your address is safe. More news is coming down the pike. Stay tuned. Ben’s got a lot of great ideas.
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You know something? I bet when Vincent Price met a beautiful starlet, he would say something along the lines of “you know I’m not a saint, but I play one on the radio”. And you know something, he would be the only person on the planet who could pull it off. And not just for starring in the radio show. Vincent Price reeks of coolness which is why he made for such a good villain. He’s the only person I know who could lie through his teeth to save his life, divert attention onto other suspects while flirting at the same time. He’s just too cool.
In any case, I’ve uploaded forty or so episodes on the server. Feel free to download at your leisure. And remember, when trouble strikes - and you know it will - have Simon Templar’s name on speed dial.
You can find the episodes here.
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Posted in News by Brian on June 26th, 2009
If you happened to live in Taft, California, then it sounds like you had quite a treat only a few weeks ago. Looks like Pine Mountain Community Players decided to reenact some old time radio episodes. According to the article, they acted out Who’s On First, Boston Blackie and the Fur Trade and the very first episode of Flash Gordon. I got to say, there are plenty of better episodes to portray. I’m not a big fan of either of them. Every time I listen to Boston Blackie I want to throttle the man because of his word-isms. Still, it sounds like it was really fun time. The writer of the article hopes the players will act out Mercury Theater’s War of the Worlds. If they do that, I’ll fly out of there and see them. If anyone happened to see this performance, drop a line. I’d love to hear your thoughts on it.
Old Time Radio Theater Comes to Taft (new window)
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Posted in News by Brian on June 26th, 2009
We interrupt this old time radio broadcast to comment on the passing of music icon, Michael Jackson. There’s going to be a lot of reflections in the next couple of days, so I thought I’d get mine out there before the story is fully saturated.
Truth be told, I am not a fan of Michael Jackson. I used to like him when I was younger, but as I grew older my musical tastes changed and Michael Jackson faded from my mental map with exception to all the weird controversies whereby he morphed from a music star into a tabloid star.
Maybe growing up with writing on the brain, I’m always looking for a narrative in events and Michael Jackson is no exception. In short, I wonder out loud if there was a touch of suicide in his passing. Not the kind of suicide that brings a man to put a gun against his head, but rather the kind of suicide that makes a man drive ninety miles an hour through packed city streets on the way to his divorce trial. Death isn’t actively being seeked, but it’s also not unwelcome either (excuse the double negative). Here’s my trail of clues.
- His last album was made over ten years ago, and since then, he has been somewhat of a recluse. Personally, I think he grew tired of his musical life.
- I think - again speculation - the rape trial kind of put the spotlight in his eyes. He appeared to be the kind of guy who was rather clueless about the outside world. I think he was so insulated by his entourage so he had no idea how he was really perceived. I also think he believed himself above the law.
- He spent a lavish amount of money as revealed by court documents. The guy evidently thought he had mountains of cash (and he did) but when debts far far far exceed income, then problems arise. Debt can really be a downer. It is estimated that he was four hundred million dollars in debt when he died. (Note … if you have you any debt at all, I suggest you listen to this podcast by Dave Ramsey. Granted, Ramsey can be a little evangelical at times, but his message on finance is spot on)
- Thus we have the Michael Jackson comeback tour for this year. Fifty shows all sold out. But, the tour was delayed until 2010 over concerns of MJ’s health. Evidently, the proposed tour schedule was too much for him to handle as some people have said.
- Michael Jackson dies. Rumors abound that he was hooked on prescription meds. His family said that he was surrounded by “enablers”.
The truth will come out in the next few days. It sounds like he overdosed. Suicide? Possibly. He was under a lot of pressure to produce. He built an empire, then watched it crumble. I’m guessing he realized that he just didn’t have it in him to do the tour. Who knows. Maybe all the drugs and surgery caught up with him. Faced with four hundred million owed with no source of revenue, it sounds like he took one too many pills to relax. And now he’s relaxing.
Take everything with a grain salt. No one knows for sure except Michael himself, and I’m guessing that he quite is happy to be silent on this one.
UPDATE: There’s a great article at the Huffington Post that really sums up my points as well as corrects a few points. Check it out.
Note: If you want a comedic take on Jackson’s death, check out this post I put on my zombie site. Be warned. One commentor has already labeled it “stupidly pathetic”.
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A concerned house seller finds the body in his home for sale. A buyer who is no longer interested. A bartender who punched the man who died. An heiress who lied to Johnny about the previous. All facts. No connections. And a murderer still walks free.
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